UP

short note: thats the weirdest man i've ever seen.

whats UP?

"The word UP has more meaning that any other two-lettered word. If you are not confused after reading this, you must be really messed UP.

It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we waken in the morning, why do we wake UP?

At a meeting, why does a topic comes UP?

Why do we speak UP, and why are the officers UP for elections, any why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report?

We call UP our friends, we use paint to brighten UP a room, we polish UP the silver, we warm UP the leftovers, and clean UP the kitchen, We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car.

People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses. To be dressed is one thing, but to be dressed UP is special.

A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP. We open UP a store in the morning, but we close it UP at night.

We seem to be pretty messed UP about UP.

To be knowledgeable about the proper use of UP, look UP the word in the dictionary. In a desk-size dictionary, UP takes UP almost a quarter of the page and definition add UP to about thirty.

If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used. It will take UP a lot of your time, but, if you don't give UP, you may wind UP with a hundred or more!"

excerpt from
THE AMAZING BOOK OF USELESS INFORMATION

Ok so lets just watch UP.
and bottoms UP and toast to my completion of writing this UP xD